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21 years 5 months ago - 21 years 5 months ago #6256 by

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I was contacted by Jesus and he said I will be welcome in the kingdom of heaven, but unfortunately the closest I will get to touching a knee is in my career as a rheumatologist!

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21 years 5 months ago - 21 years 5 months ago #6257 by

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I was contacted by the devil. He said that I could match at my number 1 choice if I would give up the souls of my first 3 children, and I agreed without hesitation. I mean, what could be more important than matching into a good ortho program. I feel really lucky that the devil picked me out from all the worthy applicants. Now I'm having a hard time deciding on where I want the devil to place me. Can you guys help/